Saturday, April 9, 2011

Tuesday, March 8, 2011

Wierd but True

It is back for more facts (Sorry for yesterday my computer no battery and ...)

1)Sometimes in SIBERIA, it get so cold that your breath can turn to ice in midair.
2)You can buy a piece of meteorite on eBay.
3)It's possible for the shark to detect a fish's heartbeat before it attacks.

Quizzes Answer

Luckily only one person got one correct but none got full marks You guys must JYJY

1)Stop imagining
2)40 is in the alphabetic order
3)2^6-63=1

Sunday, March 6, 2011

What In The World is This Blog bout??????

WIERD but TRUE!

 1)A BASEBALL WILL TRAVEL FARTHER IN HOT WEATHER THAN IN COLD WEATHER.

2)There's a heart-shaped coral reef in Australia.

3)A male ostrich can
                 roar
                 like a LION!
                    

Did?ja?know that...

Europe has no deserts.
Alexander the Great conquered India with the help of elephants.
Sticky tape was invented in 1937.
Peanuts were first grown in Africa. They were called groundnuts.
The Andes Mountains if South America are growing HIGHER.

Wacky News..

Hooray!! Welcome back to our top WACKY NEWS!

Firstly we will have our first funny news..
CAT ALARM!
-Police received a 999 alarm in the middle of the night, but the man who answered the door said he had been sound asleep. Who made the call? It was the cat! The phone was off the hook with the cat 'cat-napping' beside it. The cat must have hit the 9 button in its SLEEP. What a cat-astophe - or a purr-fect ending!


Wow that was wacky isn't? Now for our second..
FACEBOOK?!
A grandmother, who is 103 years old, is the oldest Facebook user in the world. She says it's a great way to keep track of what her children, grandchildren and great-grandchildren are doing..

OMG thats all folks with our WACKY NEWS. See ya next time..




Ps sorry for the word your mom... Please ignore that...

Reminder!!!!

Hello... Guys ! Remember on the quiz i gave u? Quickly guess the answer and see whether u are intelligent!

Really.. I am soon going to post the answer!

Invite more people!

Hey guys. You know that there are too little people here. So i want to suggest to invite more people but i do not know how to invite people please comment what should i do to invite people!
If theres one thing in the world we should cry about, it is no more food. Post what you think is what we need as a comment.

Hospitals in Singapore

Hospitals in Singapore

Do you know why New Changi Hospital (NCH) changed its name to Changi General Hospital (CGH)?
Because NCH stands for 'Never Come Home'!
That's why business was very bad before it changed its name.
Now CGH stands for 'Can Go Home'. So business is picking up.

Business in Singapore General Hospital (SGH) is still going strong because SGH stands for 'Sure Go Home'!

Now National University Hospital (NUH) is also considering a name change.
It stands for 'No Use Hospital'!

What about Tan Tock Seng Hospital (TTSH)?
Not too good a name too!. No wonder so much problem. It stands for ' Tiam Tiam Si Hospital'.

So, be careful of choosing which hospital to go if anyone is unwell. Touch wood!!



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THE SEVEN DANGEROUS ACTS AFTER A MEAL :

is this a myth?


From our email 'doctor' on intake of food. Avoid doing what is mentioned only .




THE SEVEN DANGEROUS ACTS AFTER A MEAL :


DON 'T ACT THE 7 ACTIONS BELOW
AFTER YOU HAVE A MEAL


* Don't smoke- Experiment from experts proves that smoking a cigarette after meal is comparable to smoking 10 cigarettes (chances of cancer is higher).


* Don't eat fruits immediately - Immediately eating fruits after meals will cause stomach to be bloated with air. Therefore take fruit 1-2 hr after meal or 1hr before meal.

* Don't drink tea - Because tea leaves contain a high content of acid. This substance will cause the Protein content in the food we consume to be hardened thus difficult to digest.


* Don't loosen your belt - Loosening the belt after a meal will easily cause the intestine to be twisted & blocked.


* Don't bathe - Bathing after meal will cause the increase of blood flow to the hands, legs & body thus the amount of blood around the stomach will therefore decrease. This will weaken the digestive system in our stomach.


* Don't walk about - People always say that after a meal walk a hundred steps and you will live till 99. In actual fact this is not true. Walking will cause the digestive system to be unable to absorb the nutrition from the food we intake.


* Don't sleep immediately - The food we intake will not be able to digest properly. Thus will lead to gastric & infection in our intestine.



FINALLY DONT JUST KEEP THIS EMAIL . ..
PLEASE FORWARD IT TO YOUR FRIENDS. LET THEM BE AWARE!! !

Saturday, March 5, 2011

Goggle Translate fail..












Hello angry birds lover (If there is)

Cool is not it!


















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1 thing i bet you guys will lie!

I will tell you all! Something that EVERY SINGLE ONE will lie on this one (At least 94%)
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You IGNORE what the Terms & Conditions and just click i know the Terms & Conditions!

haha

I LOVE ANIME

It's not hard to pick out anime characters - most of them have big eyes and spiky or long hair. The word anime come from the word animation and are japanese cartoons. They sometimes called Japanimation.

The first television Anime series in 1963 was called The Mighty Atom, but in America it was called Astroy Boy. American cartoons are generally made for children, but Japanese Anime is entertaining for adults.

Did you know that a cartoon running for just 30 minutes has over 3,500 pages of drawing, and takes three months to make? Some Anime artists have to work very hard, and when there is a deadline to meet they often don't go home. They sleep under their desks when they get too tired and then get back to work again the minute they wake up!

The very first Japanese animated film was made in 1917 and was called Blunt Samurai Sword. It's about a samurai who buys a blunt sword and tries it out by attacking a messenger, who belts him up pretty badly. The film only went for TWO minutes.

Did you know that...
Dragonball Z is the best-selling anime series anime series in the United States
Japanese people clap before they pray
In Japan more than forty new anime appear on television per week
The only reason the heroines of Cat's Eye wear bodysuits is because the author thought it was easier to draw
In Japan more paper is used for printing manga than for making toilet paper
Black cats are considered good luck in Japan

Wacky History!

Hey friends, the wacky stuff's back. Now lets talk about some wacky things in HISTORY!

1) SHAVING OFF YOUR EYEBROWS
 What do you do if you are really sad? In ancient Egypt, people shaved off their eyebrows to show how sad they were when their cat died! Weird?

2) A LOOOONG TIME IN JAIL
 Dudly Wayne Kyzer murdered his wife as well as his mother-in-law and a college student. For this triple murder he was sentenced to 10, 000 years in jail. That was only in 1981 so he still has a looooong time to go! Crazy!
From today onwards i will be posting all funny emails i get instead of sending them to you all OK?
We need to invite ppl to this blog D: sads... so um help plz? thnx

Friday, March 4, 2011

Quizes

1) Imagine your boat is sinking in a sea infested by human eating sharks and you are going to get eaten by sharks after your boat sink! What should you do in order to escape?

2) What is so special about the number 40?

3) Move one digit in this sentence 62-63 to make the answer to 1.
   e.g.: 6 move to 3 make 36 and so on...

Write your answer under the comments.. =)

Wacky News

DIET OF BREAD
Harvey got into a fight with a couple of friends. They started tussling and then one of them grabbed his beard, cut it off, and made him eat it! Guess they thought he needed a high fibre diet.

DANGEROUS BENCHES
Some parks in China are crowded with people who often hog the park benches. To make it fairer for everyone there are now coin-operated timers. Put your coin in the slot and have a seat. When your time is up, spikes shoot up between the seat to make you move! Ouch.

Read more on the Wacky News!
(To be continued tomorrow...)

Wierd but TRUE!

FACT NO.1
Cheetahs can change direction in midair when chasing prey!
However, humans can't!

FACT NO.2
SOME
HONEYBEE
QUEENS
QUACK.

News on 4th March

We have received information that if you say your mum in class, you will be slapped by Mr Fong. Ow. Thats why we should all respect your dad. If your mum is mentioned in class, Mr Fong would be wrathful and violent. Don't want that to happen, eh? Good. Also, talking crap in Mr Johari's class would be severely dealt with and don't judge Mr Tan by his movements as looks can be deceiving. Also, be careful. Never do your little talking during Ms Teo's class. Like to receive a detention? No right? Good. Stop being so inquisitive during her class. Remember: Queue up nicely or else confusions will arise, and you will be scolded by Ms Jamie Tan, no chance D:

This marks the end of today's newspaper. Your dad would be happy reading it.