Wacky News..

Hooray!! Welcome back to our top WACKY NEWS!

Firstly we will have our first funny news..
CAT ALARM!
-Police received a 999 alarm in the middle of the night, but the man who answered the door said he had been sound asleep. Who made the call? It was the cat! The phone was off the hook with the cat 'cat-napping' beside it. The cat must have hit the 9 button in its SLEEP. What a cat-astophe - or a purr-fect ending!

Wow that was wacky isn't? Now for our second..
FACEBOOK?!
A grandmother, who is 103 years old, is the oldest Facebook user in the world. She says it's a great way to keep track of what her children, grandchildren and great-grandchildren are doing..

OMG thats all folks with our WACKY NEWS. See ya next time..




Ps sorry for the word your mom... Please ignore that...

Reminder!!!!

Hello... Guys ! Remember on the quiz i gave u? Quickly guess the answer and see whether u are intelligent!

Really.. I am soon going to post the answer!

Invite more people!

Hey guys. You know that there are too little people here. So i want to suggest to invite more people but i do not know how to invite people please comment what should i do to invite people!

If theres one thing in the world we should cry about, it is no more food. Post what you think is what we need as a comment.

Hospitals in Singapore

Hospitals in Singapore

Do you know why New Changi Hospital (NCH) changed its name to Changi General Hospital (CGH)?
Because NCH stands for 'Never Come Home'!
That's why business was very bad before it changed its name.
Now CGH stands for 'Can Go Home'. So business is picking up.

Business in Singapore General Hospital (SGH) is still going strong because SGH stands for 'Sure Go Home'!

Now National University Hospital (NUH) is also considering a name change.
It stands for 'No Use Hospital'!

What about Tan Tock Seng Hospital (TTSH)?
Not too good a name too!. No wonder so much problem. It stands for ' Tiam Tiam Si Hospital'.

So, be careful of choosing which hospital to go if anyone is unwell. Touch wood!!



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THE SEVEN DANGEROUS ACTS AFTER A MEAL :

is this a myth?


From our email 'doctor' on intake of food. Avoid doing what is mentioned only .




THE SEVEN DANGEROUS ACTS AFTER A MEAL :


DON 'T ACT THE 7 ACTIONS BELOW
AFTER YOU HAVE A MEAL


* Don't smoke- Experiment from experts proves that smoking a cigarette after meal is comparable to smoking 10 cigarettes (chances of cancer is higher).


* Don't eat fruits immediately - Immediately eating fruits after meals will cause stomach to be bloated with air. Therefore take fruit 1-2 hr after meal or 1hr before meal.

* Don't drink tea - Because tea leaves contain a high content of acid. This substance will cause the Protein content in the food we consume to be hardened thus difficult to digest.


* Don't loosen your belt - Loosening the belt after a meal will easily cause the intestine to be twisted & blocked.


* Don't bathe - Bathing after meal will cause the increase of blood flow to the hands, legs & body thus the amount of blood around the stomach will therefore decrease. This will weaken the digestive system in our stomach.


* Don't walk about - People always say that after a meal walk a hundred steps and you will live till 99. In actual fact this is not true. Walking will cause the digestive system to be unable to absorb the nutrition from the food we intake.


* Don't sleep immediately - The food we intake will not be able to digest properly. Thus will lead to gastric & infection in our intestine.



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