Wacky News

DIET OF BREAD
Harvey got into a fight with a couple of friends. They started tussling and then one of them grabbed his beard, cut it off, and made him eat it! Guess they thought he needed a high fibre diet.

DANGEROUS BENCHES
Some parks in China are crowded with people who often hog the park benches. To make it fairer for everyone there are now coin-operated timers. Put your coin in the slot and have a seat. When your time is up, spikes shoot up between the seat to make you move! Ouch.

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(To be continued tomorrow...)